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BOSTON EDITION.

Wednesday, September 30, 2026 ET

Vol. 310 No. 92

Triple-decker house at night with police lights down the street

FNN INVESTIGATES

Ayanna Pressley is a fucking batshit insane cunt with a content calendar where she picks which corpses get a soft graphic.

By FNN Staff

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STATE HOUSE

Cocaine walked into the Healey state office.

Eight kilos. Controlled delivery. Dwight Street.

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CITY HALL

Mayor Wu runs Boston as a red cell tonight

Communist habits. Boston pays. Pressley nods on.

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THE BILL

Ed Markey wants men and women to share one restroom.

One room. He calls it safety. She said his name. Not hers.

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Briefs

Warren hurts the country and the world. She sends you the bill and will not stop.A Massachusetts mayor, arrested for stealing. Does not speak English. Still holds the check.Say her name. Say the address. Expose the bitch.

COMMENTARY

Troy Jackson married his cousin.Maine race.

Maine Senate bid. His wife is his cousin. Wants mic.

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Bernie Sanders speaking into a microphone

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Bernie, Ollie GarkState Park.

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