WASHINGTON POST JUST PRINTED THE CASTING CALL

The Washington Post hit X with the audition tape: Cornell ran more than 50 interviews with 32 witnesses after a student reported she was drugged and raped at a fraternity house in 2024, according to unsealed court documents. Headline energy: Unsealed documents detail Cornell investigation into alleged rape at fraternity house. No receipt. No signed statement. Just the choir.

First they couldn’t cast a White lynching. Then they cast Letitia James vs the frat. Same production company: Panic Before November LLC. And The Washington Post is on the craft-services table.

The liberal loonies are out of villains and out of time. October’s here. Midterms are breathing down their necks. So they dig up a two-year-old campus file, fire the local DA for telling the truth about a signed statement, and airlift Lawyer of the Year Letitia James in like she’s the Avengers. WaPo runs the campus kangaroo count like it’s a conviction. Interviews aren’t indictments. Hearings aren’t trials. Unsealed drama isn’t due process.

Hochul: “I’ve lost faith in the Tompkins County DA.” Translation: he wouldn’t print the casting call. James, one day before she got the badge, already sobbing on cue: heart out to the victim, the survivor, justice, accountability. Heart first. Badge second. Evidence never. The Post nodded along.

Here’s what the loonies won’t say out loud. DA Matthew Van Houten said the complainant’s own signed police statement described drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual. Insufficient evidence. No charges. No indictment. No conviction. Then a civil suit drops, the choir screams RAPE, and suddenly New York’s top Democratic attorney general is special prosecutor so November can have a White frat boy to hate. The Post buried that in fog and sold you the unsealed fever dream.

It’s all flopping. The hanging flopped — staged death, drug dispute, three Black men arrested, race hustlers devastated, networks still hunting Whitey. Now the Cornell relaunch. Same scramble. Same lie. Same desperate need for an evil White man before America votes. WaPo didn’t investigate the scramble. WaPo amplified it.

USA Today had the balls to say regretting one’s bad decisions is a far cry from rape. The Washington Post had the balls to print the panic. Different papers. Different guts.

We named ourselves Fake News Network on purpose. Other news networks earned it for free. The Washington Post just renewed the subscription. Print the audition. Kill the receipt. FNN prints the receipt. They print the audition.

It’s all flopping. We’re still printing.

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