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Saturday, October 3, 2026 ET Vol. 310
Filed Oct. 2, 2026
AYANNA PRESSLEY FINDS ANOTHER CAUSE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MURDER IN HER FAMILY RENTAL HOME

Three targets. Don’t mix them up.
One: the complainant. She signed a police statement. Drug use and sexual conduct, voluntary, conscious, and consensual. DA Matthew Van Houten said the evidence was insufficient. No charges. No indictment. No conviction. Then the story got rewritten as rape, and the bitch who signed that statement got a choir. We’re angry at her. We’re angry at every woman who does this, calls a regretted night a crime, and lets boys eat the charge.
Two: the networks. CNN and the rest ran the same Cornell story like one desk wrote it. Heartbreaking. Unacceptable. Rape culture. No signed statement. No Van Houten. Same headline, same hole, same week, so November has a White frat boy. They didn’t miss the receipt. They threw it out. We’re angry at the pile-on, not at a random byline.
Three: Ayanna Pressley. She found another cause that has nothing to do with the murder in her family rental home. She posted the sermon. Cornell is heartbreaking and unacceptable. Rape culture is real. Overhaul the government and your personal life. That’s believe-that-bitch, aimed at Ithaca. The murder is 25 Malta Street, Mattapan, the Pressley family rental, the teen party flophouse, July 18, Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, docket still blank, anybody killer, ABK, a killer loose in Mattapan. She went quiet. No interest in catching him. We are not saying she shot Yoseliani. The anger is the new cause. A real body in the family rental, and she spent the post on a flopped campus file.
Hochul lost faith in the DA who read the statement. Letitia James got the badge. Heart first. Evidence never. Pressley arrived with the hymn already memorized.
The hanging flopped. Staged. Drug dispute. Three Black men arrested. Cornell is the replacement product. Pressley sold it. Malta got nothing.
We named ourselves Fake News Network on purpose. Ayanna and the mainstream media earned the fake news tag for a price. What is truth and news worth to you??
It’s all flopping. We’re still printing.
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