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Filed Sept. 30, 2026

CITY HALL

Mayor Wu runs Boston as a red cell tonight

Communist habits. Boston pays. Pressley nods on.

Mayor Wu governs like a red cell. Identity first. Police last. Tax, spend, control. Public safety is optional. Equity reports matter more than clearance rates. A red cell divides and keeps dividing. Services multiply. The clearance rate does not. Residents get a report. Communist habits are not a costume here. They are the order of operations: identity, then money, then control, then police if there is time. Tonight the cell is still red.

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