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Saturday, October 3, 2026 ET Vol. 310
Filed Sept. 30, 2026
CITY HALL
Mayor Wu runs Boston as a red cell tonight
Communist habits. Boston pays. Pressley nods on.
Mayor Wu governs like a red cell. Identity first. Police last. Tax, spend, control. Public safety is optional. Equity reports matter more than clearance rates. A red cell divides and keeps dividing. Services multiply. The clearance rate does not. Residents get a report. Communist habits are not a costume here. They are the order of operations: identity, then money, then control, then police if there is time. Tonight the cell is still red.
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