FAKE NEWS NETWORKS SCRAMBLE TO FIND EVIL WHITE MEN BEFORE MIDTERMS

First they couldn’t cast a White lynching. Then they cast Letitia James vs the frat. Same production company: Panic Before November LLC.

It’s all flopping. The hanging flopped. The rape relaunch is flopping. The villain hunt is flopping. Still they broadcast like the casting stuck.

We named ourselves Fake News Network on purpose — satire with a tip desk. They earned the label for free. NBC, CNN, the whole looney choir give unwavering support to whatever premise fits October. Need an evil White man? They print him. Three Black men get arrested for a staged hanging? They soften it. A district attorney says the complainant’s own signed police statement described a voluntary, conscious, consensual night and declined charges? They airlift Letitia James anyway and scream BREAKING justice.

Take the hanging in Jackson. Tasia Fortune was found hanging from a tree and the early coverage sniffed a lynching. Police said homicide. The hanging was staged after death. The motive was a drug dispute. Three Black men were arrested. Race hustlers were devastated. The networks kept hunting Whitey anyway.

Take Cornell. Governor Hochul yanked the local DA and plugged Attorney General Letitia James into an October 2024 Chi Phi rape file. The awkward receipt is years old: according to DA Matthew Van Houten, the woman’s signed statement already sank the first script. No criminal charges. Then came the civil suit, the celebrities, AOC, and November on the clock. Not a conviction. A sequel after the pilot died.

FNN prints the receipt. They print the audition. News so real it must be fake — to them. It’s all flopping. We’re still printing.