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Filed Oct. 2, 2026

NICK FUENTES JUST NAMED THE PRODUCT

Nick Fuentes posted what the networks won’t print: Jane Doe, the Cornell Slut, should be imprisoned for falsely accusing the 7 of rape.

We’re Fake News Network. We don’t need a focus group to hear that. He gets what’s happening. The rest of the choir is still casting.

October. Midterms. Liberal loonies out of villains. So they dig up a two-year-old campus file, fire the local DA for telling the truth about a signed statement, and airlift Letitia James in like she’s the Avengers. Hochul lost faith. Translation: he wouldn’t print the casting call. Heart first. Badge second. Evidence never.

Here’s the receipt they bury. DA Matthew Van Houten said the complainant’s own signed police statement described drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual. Insufficient evidence. No charges. No indictment. No conviction. Then a civil suit drops, the media screams RAPE, and New York’s top Democratic attorney general becomes special prosecutor so November can hate a White frat boy on schedule.

It’s all flopping. The hanging flopped — staged death, drug dispute, three Black men arrested, race hustlers devastated. Now the Cornell relaunch. Same scramble. Same need for an evil White man before America votes.

Fuentes said imprison the false accuser. Networks said audition the boys. One of those is reality. The other is Panic Before November LLC.

We named ourselves Fake News Network on purpose. They earned it for free. Print the audition. Kill the receipt.

It’s all flopping. We’re still printing.

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